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THE BUNNY WARS
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This is the beginning
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Many of you may know the story of how the Evil pink bunnies began thier evil rebellion, so I will not bore you with it. What, you said you didn't know? Well, this is how it goes. Many years ago, before the tragic uprising of the bunnies, it was peaceful. But then in the year before the change of the Millenium, a Dark Bunny came out of the darkness to lead his evil minions to world domination. Horrible atrocties, men squished by huge bunny feet, legs torn off by the force of the carrot bombs, and, oh god, his elite body rippers literally tore apart whatever resistance the humans could put up. Now, it is the day of reckoning! The bunnies not only destroyed the bunny race, but the likes of the dwarfs, too. NO MORE! The humans and dwarves, have reconciled that the only way to bring the Evil Bunny to his knees was to unite and join up arms against him! You, you look quite strong. Why don't you join up with us in our crusade against the evil bunny?
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Officer of Death: A rank honored and admired by all of the Alliances followers. Only veterans may aquire this rank. They are killers who not of the fellings of "mercy" or "guilt for their actions.
Special Forces: Humans are a little bit more intelligent, and their intelligence is not rivaled. This is why they make the perfect guys to use when you can't afford mistakes. Pictured at right is a member of the Special Forces. Lightly armored to make for quickness, these are the people trained to kill with one blow, and leave no trace of it.
The Death Corps: Only Officers of Death may join. Highly trained in all fields, these are the highly respected officers and veterans of previous wars.
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So, you say you are interested?
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Come Join us! KILL THE BUNNIES!
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You know what you must do now. Join up arms against our evil ruler the Dark Bunny! Show no mercy to them in our crusade against the tyrannous bunies! Do not let them shame you, drive a sword sraight through their puny little body! The resistance is becoming stronger, soon we will bring the bunnies to their knees, begging for mercy! Do not show weakness! KILL THEM ALL! LET NO ONE SURVIVE!
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